That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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