'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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