What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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