On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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