I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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