it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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