So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
