You're so nebulous sometimes
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
we're so committed to being not committed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
