She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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