she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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