white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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