is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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