Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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