Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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