Kiss
Puke
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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