I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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