So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
