That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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