Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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