i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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