I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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