is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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