It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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