porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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