I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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