Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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