Her vagina should come with caution tape.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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