is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
