there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
MIDGETS
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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