before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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