so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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