This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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