I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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