FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Someone came in the potted fern
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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