you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
cat food counts as protein by the way
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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