bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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