using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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