He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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