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(618): View more from Illinois

do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

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(858): View more from California

i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see

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(309): View more from Illinois

i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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(614): View more from Ohio

This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.

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(812): View more from Indiana

it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked

(1-812): View more from Indiana

tasteful.

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(917): View more from New York City

I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards

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(907): View more from Alaska

Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.

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(207): View more from Maine

had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night

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