Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Randomize