I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
ok first of all what the fuck
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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