Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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