If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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