i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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