I just saw a hot homeless man
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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