Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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