Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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