So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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