If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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