OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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