I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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