your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm both gender and math confused
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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