Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
