If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I stole a fireplace last night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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